I'm Alex. I'm a 17 year old dork. Enjoy my lame blog.


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Just when you think that you’re in control,
just when you think that you’ve got a hold,
just when you get on a roll,
here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.


"Billy where is your homework?"

"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”




all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

what do you mean had

what do you mean girls


instant test to see whether someone is an extrovert or introvert:  ask them whats up.  if they say nothing much or talk a little bit then they’re an introvert.  if they say BASEBASKET TOUCHGOAL SPORT SPORT then they are an extrovert



if youre in college and not trying new drugs and having crazy sex what the fuck you payin all that tuition for? 

education and personal growth